Who Said What

To understand the various religions, let's look at who said what, or who believed in what.
The answers are below the questions and more will be posted soon.

Happiness never decreases by being shared.
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Kill anyone who insults me or our religion.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Love your neighbor as yourself.

Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.
If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also. If someone demands your coat,
      offer your shirt also.
I get 20 percent of all stolen property, the rest is to be divided among you.
Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you.
If others don't convert and refuse to pay the extortion tax, kill them.

Love your enemies.
We are the noblest of mankind while others are the vilest of creatures deserving no mercy.
Do not speak harshly to anyone.
Kill anyone who leaves our religion.
Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison.

To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle.
You are allowed unlimited sex slaves and four wives at once.
Provide four male witnesses to prove rape.
I have been made victorious through terror.
The non-believers are pigs, apes, and dogs.

The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Marriage and divorce of pre-pubescent children is OK.
Strike terror into the hearts of others.
Our religion is the only acceptable religion.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.

Do not desire your neighbor's wife.
Kill your neighbor, then take his wife.
Thou shall not steal.
Steal as much as you want, I get 1/5 of the booty.

Answers:

Happiness never decreases by being shared. Buddha
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. Confucius
Kill anyone who insults me or our religion. Mohammed (Mo)
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. Confucius
Love your neighbor as yourself. Moses and Jesus

Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud. Confucius
If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also. If someone demands your coat,
      offer your shirt also. Jesus
I get 20 percent of all stolen property, the rest is to be divided among you. Mo
Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. Jesus
If others don't convert and refuse to pay the extortion tax, kill them. Mo

Love your enemies. Jesus
We are the noblest of mankind while others are the vilest of creatures deserving no mercy. Mo
Do not speak harshly to any one. Buddha
Kill anyone who leaves our religion. Mo
Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison. Buddha

To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle. Confucius
You are allowed unlimited sex slaves and four wives at once. Mo
Provide four male witnesses to prove rape. Mo
I have been made victorious through terror. Mo
The non-believers are pigs, apes, and dogs. Mo

The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it. Confucius
Marriage and divorce of pre-pubescent children is OK. Mo
Strike terror into the hearts of others. Mo
Our religion is the only acceptable religion. Mo
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Buddha

Do not desire your neighbor's wife. Moses
Kill your neighbor, then take his wife. Mo
Thou shall not steal. Moses
Steal as much as you want, I get 1/5 of the booty. Mo